1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings a guy or girl
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
his corn every day through a Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! I advised her: ah? greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make silent sparrow down?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: br> 17. A: ; is you. red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh .. The floor was slippery
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left alone inside the store, May I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee Cup is all right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate the two people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, well thousands of search, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, and had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they spent with me one after another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when It is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, !
27. Jane Zhang said: Bibi said: .
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called I called the
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Huan: People call me Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changed back to childhood look!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat h.
roof jump from twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei:
Yan Yan: ants after falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB
old diary Bear was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a No closing went in bookstores. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice, said: said: the boss. He would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this page in a faster blown open the last page of hh , which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: < br> (Please pull down)
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hhhhh .. then pull h
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to pull h.
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. fast, then pull a little h
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can, eventually, pull a little bit of h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart is stiff ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah !
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! Wu Jiang Lock up and down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a hawthorn divorce walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea package on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the road walk, walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked a sudden, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah !
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if just does not What,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back , and I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: , you are responsible for coolies. , the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: Cold!
red said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h. .
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh dead body into its bun dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss ,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 is obviously why dumplings soon became five,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the trees in front of you h to try to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you used to work in which of?
workers: Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. then change the name friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Three years later, met with the girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate the ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess guess to see what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: fruits, we are unified with the washing, washing can eat. Wah, you've found what? I stepped on the stool. into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a Later, he became to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes factories, the results are transformed into spared no horses to become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: it was compiled into a class, we call it The sad result has been crying ...
... .. hair .. he shoots .. the ...
53. One day, cook your stool to see a lump of black and white stool,
Black Big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! I was ice cream!!!
54. have a cat h.
found a mouse so the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat ate the mouse been h..
Why???
Tiger Mouse
silly because you could not tell
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out a paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, It says: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
front of the computer so the dog came very skillfully played an article, there is a very complex prepared program. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
dating
brother brother fall in love once any connection with the electric toothbrush
have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: because I was a comb ~
cow said: said:
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received the flowers he sent, she was pleased to look in a casual The eyes reveal doubts,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers not necessarily the number of pairs,
and, eleven Representative florid roses really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked what the representative of roses,
he had only to prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!
hear that quite often flowers of the rhetoric of a man talking to the woman,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a line of elderly people there are very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
But he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
Joseph.
son is not the hands and feet have been nailed over? h Marionette ~~~chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Ding-a. h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this Housing wife's daughter.
childhood become handsome, but slightly older age is more ugly.
therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so jade h
unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was ugly when the plague is a contagious.
the only Jade can accompany only those on the smile on his face and always such a doll. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h
sad end on the Mood for Love was about fifteen years old when, due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own h
room hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, only his mother was found to h
Seeing cried the mother, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace all the fault to their second daughter preference.
this way, the mother grief the growing weakness, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if that would follow his daughter went to the hh
things a mother and daughter have died in the flat under the gradually .
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came the faint sound of h!
;
where the sound came, it was hanging between mother and child.
the house to which they are the only things, only that white face smiling doll!
to calm people's fears, The general sent carving the doll's face carved into a cat face (the Japanese to the cat as the mascot),
but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was the daughter of the concubine of fear born of guilt), General ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
and isolationist policies in the series after the war, the massacre of a village north exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
was removed hundreds of years in this baby was finally made public in the world, but the story is still less
and because people know the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance.
have this doll is so sad story, You must have seen, it is kind of villain that the original human cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together to go home, I walked the stone h
noticed a street lamp fell to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp < br> He was curious to pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp
suddenly cropped up in white smoke slowly
white smoke slowly emerging out of a dragon ..
but .. Dragon dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: ; Oh h. h Eh-hem, that I can give you one wish h because I was half and half dragon h. Do not leave it h ;
Dragon:
who spit a mouthful of saliva is three white smoke began to gradually rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
wait until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h
, scissors or scissors , only the cloth is no longer a cloth, cloth man turned out successful!
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records ,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63 . one of the old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body frozen in ice up,
so please come out again when the public memorial.
hot just then,
have thawed drops of water in the body,
grandson to see in the next, very tense shouting:
br> What do you wish you h
heard of the man thought the cat has 9 h
Mania h
that you gave me nine Mania ..
God said it. .
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train or the last h.
man died h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry Q Dad: . a red light.
traffic pol.ice look at her side watching the red light, green light to change red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
then came to ask the traffic police the young lady: She also is head down you do not even say hh
I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that
her recent walk with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see her with another He
hands and a very close
laughing
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I inquired
know he turned out to be medical h School students
home has opened a large hospital
my third class on the ratio of university students which A hh ..
sleep the past few days I have been between us, or wanted to revive feelings h..
I decided a long time to send her an apple a day because
I believe
68. There are two foreign nationals to the Carrefour shopping, checkout, the clerk asked: ! Highway run into bad luck h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery tickets write to him h
the
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speed less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> coffee diet: < br> Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how is the appearance of tension, but they are not the same every time h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes they pull features tangled!
Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull out, what kind of stuff ..
life is like stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few fart Flaring ..
Life is like a stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence.
So, as we often say
said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? < br> Doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave,
40 female students are Who would expect with a course,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it ?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
My father asked:
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